The first mile where my heart broke a sweat

CASTLE | He’s going to be under her arrest.

bowtied:

thetardisisatprivetdrive:

The Doctor found your blog!

Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor. 

But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling. 

Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where. 

(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

dailyotter:

GIF of Eddie the Sea Otter Making a Basket

Someone made a GIF of Eddie the sea otter playing making a basket. Submitted by Pete!

daysofstorm:

naturalshocks:

iamalice182:

fantaasiatoidab:

naturalshocks:

my-name-is-serendipity:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

nerd-in-the-tardis:

secretlymartinfreeman:

isaisanisa:

pinkbranches:

This is a drawing. 

This is a damn good drawing.

This is a drawing?

i hate talented people

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A DRAWING!?!?!??!?!?!?

It a….a…..how…..how is this possible…..someone explain to me a thing

I just woke up, but let me explain you a thing.

This is a pencil.

This is paper.

And when you rub the first one against the second one this happens:

Genius :D

K that was not even funny ^ that was way to sarcastic for this situation.

hahahahahahah Merilyn I love you!

wildj0neseyappeared:

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

• sand
• alcohol or lighter fluid
• sugar  

1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

[whispers] the ogdru jahad has been awakened