I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
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science side of tumblr, please explain Tatiana Maslany
Tatiana Maslany was born on September 22, 1985, which was the same day that the 37th Emmy awards were being held. Therefore, the infant Maslany, absorbed the Emmy energies of the day, into her little human-body at the exact moment that she was birthed, giving her the divine gift of acting. (Unfortunately, since she is made up of Emmy-power, receiving an Emmy would be irrelevant to the actor, for that she is more powerful than all the Emmys in all the world combined already).
Also, because Maslany is not only from Canada, but specifically, from the Canadian prairies, she possess a friendly, modest demeanour, which, when partnered with her goddess acting abilities, is a humbling combination that’s one-of-a-kind. As well as, because she is a female Canadian, she naturally falls under the hot-as-hell yet adorable-as-fuck category, which is known as the Joanne Kelly Phenomenon.
I hope this scientifically explains t-mas to you.
thank u science side